Joke of the Day (David Spade, on a Common Flight Ritual)

“Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, ‘Oh, he's good.’"—Actor-comedian David Spade, “Quotes,” Reader’s Digest, October 2010

The image of David Spade accompanying this post was taken from a YouTube video on Nov. 19, 2016 by thepaparazzigamer.

Quote of the Day (David Spade, on His College Aspirations and Reality)

“In my junior year, I told my counselor I wanted to go to Princeton or maybe UC Santa Barbara. She goes, ‘If I pull all my strings, I can get you into the community college across the street.’”—Comedian, actor, and TV-show host David Spade, on being a high-school underachiever, interviewed by Marc Myers for “Snide Remarks Made Him Cool in School,” The Wall Street  Journal, Sept. 13, 2019

(Picture of David Spade taken Nov. 19, 2016, from a YouTube video, by thepaparazzigamer.)