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“I’m allergic to poison ivy. I got it one time at
sports camp making out in the woods with Liz Almont… Okay, fine we weren’t
making out: I was looking for my inhaler. And it wasn’t sports camp: It was
asthma camp.” —Jake (played by Andy
Samberg, pictured) to Terry (played
by Terry Crews) after Terry steered him clear of some poison ivy, in Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3, Episode 6,
“Into the Woods,” air date Nov. 8,
2015, teleplay by Andrew Guest, directed by Linda Mendoza
"You should make me your campaign manager. I
was born for politics: I have great hair and I love lying."—Gina (played by Chelsea Peretti) to Holt (played by Andre Braugher), on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1, Episode
17, “Full Boyle,” air date February
11, 2014, teleplay by Norm Hiscock, directed by Craig Zisk
“Thank you for coming in on your day off. I know
you'd all rather be at home binge-watching media content." —Captain Holt (played by Andre Braugher) on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1, Episode 18,
“The Apartment,” air date February
25, 2014, teleplay by David Quandt, directed by Tucker Gates
“I’m allergic to poison ivy. I got it one time at
sports camp making out in the woods with Liz Almont… Okay, fine we weren’t
making out: I was looking for my inhaler. And it wasn’t sports camp: It was
asthma camp.” —Jake (played by Andy
Samberg, pictured) to Terry (played
by Terry Crews) after Terry steered him clear of some poison ivy, in Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3, Episode 6,
“Into the Woods,” air date Nov. 8,
2015, teleplay by Andrew Guest, directed by Linda Mendoza
