Friday, October 24, 2025

TV Quote of the Day (‘Seinfeld,’ As George Discovers What Jerry’s Girlfriend Thinks of Him)

George Costanza [played by Jason Alexander]: “What did Jodi say?”

Jerry [played by Jerry Seinfeld]: “She had a good time.”

George: “Is that it?”

Jerry: “Pretty much.”

George: “Did she say anything about, uh...”

Jerry: “What?”

George: “Nah. It's all right. Great! She had a good time.”

Jerry: “Yeah.” (A so-so yeah as he sips coffee)

George: “You just hesitated.”

Jerry: “I was blowing on the coffee.”

George: “She didn't like me?”

Jerry: “Look, it's not like you're gonna be spending a lot of time with her.”

George: “So she doesn't like me?”

Jerry: “No.”

George: “She said that?”

Jerry: “Yes.”

George: “She told you she doesn't like me!”

Jerry: “Yes.”

George: “What were her exact—"

Jerry: "‘I don't like him.’"

George: “Uh-Huh.” (gulp) “Why didn't she like me?”

Jerry: “Not everybody likes everybody!”

George: “I tried to be nice. I wasn't nice?”

Jerry: “You were very nice!”

George: “I bent over backwards for that woman! Is it that thing I said about her sister?”

Jerry: “It has nothing to do with her sister.”

George: “I don't even know her sister but believe me, if she's getting traffic tickets, she's not that good-looking!”— Seinfeld, Season 5, Episode 9, “The Masseuse,” original air date Nov. 18, 1993, teleplay by Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones

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