Jerry [played by Jerry Seinfeld]:
“She had a good time.”
George: “Is that it?”
Jerry: “Pretty much.”
George: “Did she say anything about,
uh...”
Jerry: “What?”
George: “Nah. It's all right. Great! She
had a good time.”
Jerry: “Yeah.” (A so-so yeah as he sips
coffee)
George: “You just hesitated.”
Jerry: “I was blowing on the coffee.”
George: “She didn't like me?”
Jerry: “Look, it's not like you're gonna
be spending a lot of time with her.”
George: “So she doesn't like me?”
Jerry: “No.”
George: “She said that?”
Jerry: “Yes.”
George: “She told you she doesn't like
me!”
Jerry: “Yes.”
George: “What were her exact—"
Jerry: "‘I don't like him.’"
George: “Uh-Huh.” (gulp) “Why
didn't she like me?”
Jerry: “Not everybody likes everybody!”
George: “I tried to be nice. I wasn't
nice?”
Jerry: “You were very nice!”
George: “I bent over backwards for that
woman! Is it that thing I said about her sister?”
Jerry: “It has nothing to do with her
sister.”
George: “I don't even know her sister but
believe me, if she's getting traffic tickets, she's not that good-looking!”—
Seinfeld, Season 5, Episode 9, “The
Masseuse,” original air date Nov. 18, 1993, teleplay by Peter Mehlman,
directed by Tom Cherones
