TV Quote of the Day (‘All in the Family,’ With a Difference of Opinion on Singing)

Cousin Maude [played by Bea Arthur] [after Maude sings loudly to wake everybody up]: “Are you waiting for a special invitation? I said breakfast is on the table.”

Archie Bunker [played by Carroll O’Connor]: “I heard ya. So did every moose up in Canada.”—All in the Family, Season 2, Episode 12, “Cousin Maude’s Visit,” original air date Dec. 11, 1971, teleplay by Phil Mishkin, Michael Ross, and Bernie West, directed by John Rich