Friday, November 4, 2016

Joke of the Day (Seth Meyers, to Those Who Don’t ‘Love the Choice’ for President)

“I mean, do you pick someone who’s under federal investigation for using a private email server, or do you pick someone who called Mexicans ‘rapists,’ claimed the president was born in Kenya, proposed banning an entire religion from entering the U.S., mocked a disabled reporter, said John McCain wasn’t a war hero because he was captured, attacked the parents of a fallen soldier, bragged about committing sexual assault, was accused by 12 women of committing sexual assault, said some of those women weren’t attractive enough for him to sexually assault, said more countries should get nukes, said he would force the military to commit war crimes, said a judge was ‘biased’ because his parents were Mexicans, said women should be ‘punished’ for having abortions, incited violence at his rallies, called global warming ‘a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese,’ called for his opponent to be jailed, declared bankruptcy six times, bragged about not paying income taxes, stiffed his contractors and employees, lost a billion dollars in one year, scammed customers at his fake university, bought a six-foot-tall painting of himself with money from his fake foundation, has a trial for fraud coming up in November, insulted an opponent’s looks, insulted an opponent’s wife’s looks, and bragged about grabbing women ‘by the pussy.’How do you choose? Because it’s so… it’s so even. It’s so even.”—Late Night host Seth Meyers, addressing viewers who don’t “love the choice” between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, quoted in Marlow Stern, “Seth Meyers Presents the Case Against Donald Trump: The ‘Monster’ Hiding in Our Closets,” The Daily Beast, Nov. 3, 2016

(Photo of Seth Meyers taken in May 2010 by David Shankbone.)

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