Quote of the Day (Comic Matt Iseman, on Weddings He’s Attended)

“Since I've been out of high school, I've been to thirty-two weddings. That's like seventeen-and-a-half miles of the electric slide, folks.” —Stand-up comic Matt Iseman, quoted in Mark Shatz ‎and Mel Helitzer, Comedy Writing Secrets: The Best-Selling Guide to Writing Funny and Getting Paid for It, Third Edition (2016)