TV Quote of the Day (‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine,’ on Sports Camp and Poison Ivy)

“I’m allergic to poison ivy. I got it one time at sports camp making out in the woods with Liz Almont… Okay, fine we weren’t making out: I was looking for my inhaler. And it wasn’t sports camp: It was asthma camp.” —Jake (played by Andy Samberg, pictured) to Terry (played by Terry Crews) after Terry steered him clear of some poison ivy, in Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3, Episode 6, “Into the Woods,” air date Nov. 8, 2015, teleplay by Andrew Guest, directed by Linda Mendoza