Darrin Stephens [played
by Dick York]: “I'm going up and get into bed.”
Samantha Stephens
[played by Elizabeth Montgomery]: “Darrin, you haven't even had your
supper. And I made your favorite dish. Beef stew. Look.” [Opens the pot,
only to see the grinning head of her warlock Uncle Arthur. Samantha
changes from smiling to scowling.] “Uncle Arthur! What are you doing in
there?”
Uncle Arthur
[played by Paul Lynde] [grinning mischievously]: “What do you
think? I'm a stew-away.”
Darrin: “Oh, brother,
just what I need!”
Samantha: “Uncle Arthur,
will you please get out of there?”
[Uncle Arthur vanishes, only to materialize next to
them, then looks down at the pot.]
Arthur: “That stew could
use a pinch of time.” [He drops a watch in the pot.] “No danger of it
boiling now. It's a watched pot. Oh, I'm too much!”— Bewitched,
Season 4, Episode 31, “The No-Harm Charm,” original air date Apr. 25,
1968, teleplay by Ed Jurist, directed by Russ Mayberry
