“I run marathons. I’m not bragging when I say that,
because I’m not good at them. I’m actually still finishing the last one.”—Stand-up
comic Liz Miele,
“Joke of the Week,” in Time Out New York,
October 9-15, 2014
(Take a look at the date when this issue came out--nearly a year after the 2013 New York Marathon!)
