TV Quote of the Day (‘The Honeymooners,’ on ‘The Biggest Thing’ Ralph Ever Got Into)

Ralph Kramden [played by Jackie Gleason]: “Two thousand dollars, Alice! That's big, big, big! This is probably the biggest thing I ever got into.”

Alice Kramden [played by Audrey Meadows]: “The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants.”—The Honeymooners, Season 1, Episode 7, “Better Living Through TV,” original air date Nov 12, 1955, teleplay by Marvin Marx, Walter Stone, and Jackie Gleason (uncredited), directed by Frank Satenstein