Frank Costanza (played by Jerry Stiller): “Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!”
Kramer (played by Michael Richards): “What happened to the doll?”
Frank: “It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. ‘A Festivus for the rest of us!’”
Kramer: “That musta been some kind of doll.”
Frank: “She was.” – Seinfeld, “The Strike” episode, airdate December 18, 1997, written by Daniel O’Keefe, Alec Berg, and Jeff Schaffer, directed by Andy Ackerman
