Showing posts with label Alan Alda. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alan Alda. Show all posts

Monday, February 24, 2020

Quote of the Day (Alan Alda, on the Wild Kinds of ‘Oscar Swag’)


“You do the work and then they give you all these gifts for being nominated. I actually got a gift certificate for Botox. And an appointment with a plastic surgeon, a whole suitcase full of face cream, a trip to China. But Botox? It's saying, ‘You were very expressive in that movie, shoot this in your face. See if you can act with no expression whatsoever!’"—Alan Alda, on the “swag” that came his way for his Best Supporting Actor nomination for The Aviator, quoted in Tom Shone, “Alan Alda: 'Laugh? I Nearly Died,'” The Telegraph (U.K.), Jan. 28, 2016

(The image of Alda accompanying this post was taken by the Moody College of Communications in Austin, Texas, on Nov. 17, 2015.)

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

This Day in Theater History (Bergen-Originated "Owl" Unites Alda, Ludlum)

November 18, 1964—Alan Alda and Robert Ludlum (in the image accompanying this post) reached the top of their professions within a year of each other in the 1970s, but a decade before the M*A*S*H star and the master of the paranoid thriller had collaborated on a far different project: the two-character comedy The Owl and the Pussycat, which premiered at Broadway’s ANTA Theatre on this date.

The three-act comedy originated from a mostly New Jersey braintrust before its 427-performance run on the Great White Way, at a theater that, for almost two decades, furnished various kinds of entertainment—celebrity-studded productions, burlesque, a repertory company—to audiences in Bergen County: the Playhouse on the Mall, one of the nation’s first professional theaters owned by, and located in, a shopping mall.

I was only dimly aware of the history of the playhouse at the former Bergen Mall in Paramus—and not at all of this particular episode—until I came across a retrospective by Glenn Garvie in (201) Magazine.

Several reasons make this play and venue worth recalling as cultural history:

* to show the surprising livelihoods pursued by celebrities (in this case, Ludlum) before they make it big;

* to spotlight the moment when a celebrity (in this case, Alda) receives a first significant notice;

* to highlight the sometimes-jaw-dropping transitions a property can undergo before landing in cinemas; and

* to trace not just why some institutions last, but why others don’t.

If you’re like myself, if you’ve heard of The Owl and the Pussycat at all, it’s because of the 1970 movie starring George Segal and Barbra Streisand.

That adaptation was dramatically changed from the play that theatergoers saw in New Jersey and New York, not just because of the usual challenges in “opening up” the action but because Streisand’s hooker character had been played originally by the talented African-American actress Diana Sands. (You might recall the latter—who died all too young—from the film A Raisin in the Sun.)

An interracial romantic comedy—and not just an interracial romantic comedy, but one featuring a prissy male writer and a bawdy female prostitute—was close to TNT in the 1960s. It was one of many risks, though, undertaken by Ludlum.

Arts management—in effect, Ludlum’s business as producer at the mall—represents far more of a crapshoot than other industries such as retailing. In an enterprise such as a chain retailer, once the brand is launched, even if a visionary founder leaves, relatively competent managers can keep matters on an even keel, at least for awhile.

The arts are different. Promoting plays is not like selling cornflakes, and the challenges of handling high-talent but high-maintenance thespians are not like those of stretching out all one’s low-paid sales clerks over an entire schedule. Although a product might be known (or will be in short order), even a well-known play or leading man might not be enough to save a show torn asunder by critics.

From what I’ve heard, Ludlum had personality to spare—a quality that did transfer over from one profession to another. Nearly 30 years ago, as a stringer for a local paper, my editor told me about her encounters with Ludlum, who, like Alda, had been a longtime resident of Leonia, not far from the theater:

“Very, very nice guy,” she recalled. “When his first novel came out, he autographed my copy. ‘Not bad,’ I thought after reading it. When his second book came out, he gave me a copy, too. ‘Pretty good, too, but it sounds a bit like his first,’ I thought. When the third appeared, same thing. That’s when I realized he was writing the same book all over again.”

All of this was part of the creation of the Ludlum Brand—something that other bestselling genre writers, such as Mary Higgins Clark and John Grisham, to name a few, have learned how to do since then.

In later years, Ludlum would equate “suspense and good theater.” He certainly had experience with the latter. In the 1950s, he worked primarily as a stage and TV actor, including appearances in some 200 television dramas, before becoming a producer at the North Jersey Playhouse.

The venue for that—the Grant Lee Theater in Fort Lee—didn’t satisfy Ludlum. He approached Allied Stores, the department store company that owned and developed the new Bergen Mall in that burgeoning retail capital of the U.S., Paramus, about working a playhouse into their plans.

Allied was amenable. The Bergen Mall was not yet enclosed, but, like many of the other large centers being constructed at the time, it wanted to create an image of, if you will, a suburban downtown. (Think of plenty of retailers, plus more than enough parking, and you’ll get the idea.) They would eventually add an ice-skating rink and a bowling alley, too, to their lineup, so a theater fit right in.

Ludlum’s proposal was audacious: a theater for every new mall built by Allied. I’m not sure how close they came to fulfilling this ideal, but even getting it started in Bergen County was an undertaking. The space created by architect Drew Eberson reflected more of his vast experience in designing cinemas than stages per se, but in the end, he had managed to come up with the first legitimate theater built on the East Coast in more than a generation.

None of Ludlum’s novels could have compared with his decade at the Playhouse on the Mall in terms of bizarre events and individuals, unexpected reverses, paranoia, disasters and hairbreadth escapes:

* A leading man died midway through one production's run, requiring an emergency stand-in, Ralph Meeker, for the last six shows;

* Before the Playhouse was built, a middle-aged, unemployed stand-up comedian from Englewood hung out in the lobby of the exhibition hall where the plays were first staged, his eyes bulging as he offered fabulous deals on aluminum siding. Eventually tiring of his sales pitch, the comic busted out on his own—though Rodney Dangerfield never returned to the Playhouse as cast member or standup comic;

* Shelley Winters chose to appear in the Playhouse’s production of Two for the Seesaw, even though she was already committed to the film The Young Savages. The solution: Winters rehearsed with Sydney Pollack for Seesaw on the stage adjacent to Savages, flew back east, traveled with motorcycle escort from Newark Airport to Paramus, and acted with her leading man for the first time on opening night. The result: in the actress’ words, “perhaps my best performance on any stage.”

* On the second night of his appearance in a pre-Broadway tryout of a new play, comedian Jackie Mason—not long after being banished from the Ed Sullivan Show—panicked in the last two minutes and walked off the stage.

* Another comedian, Henny Youngman, disrupted the timing of one show with so much ad-libbing that an Actors’ Equity hearing was called to compel him to stop the practice.

* Arlene Francis was a popular attraction at the playhouse, but also made special demands: lots of makeup for her sensitive skin, a special gel on lights so she would appear to best advantage, and even, on one occasion, approval of a coffee table for the set.

In addition to bringing in celebrities, Ludlum also liked to salt his productions with youngsters who later went on to greater fame. In early 1968, a 23-year-old brunette first made the chorus of The King and I, then stayed longer, into the winter, as a bit player in This Was Burlesque. Four years later, Adrienne Barbeau was playing the divorced daughter to the title character Maude.

Another future CBS star also got a career boost at the Playhouse. Alda ended up headlining at the playhouse six times, though Owl (written by Bill Manhoff, himself a Newark native) attracted the most positive notices.

By the time I got to know the Playhouse on the Mall, for a matinee performance of Cabaret in my senior year of high school, it was eight years after Ludlum departed, determined to try for a career in writing novels.

Several successors had either been edged out or thrown up their arms at the prospect of reviving the venue, and the idea may well have crossed the mind of the producer at the time of my visit: Mike Iannucci, husband of Ann Corio, whose This Was Burlesque was putting fannies in the venue by putting on performers who shook theirs onstage.

Elsewhere in the mall was a Carmelite chapel. By 1979, Iannucci might have believed that, all things considered, some sort of supplication to the Almighty might be in order, since he was being forced out by Allied Stores for failing to keep up with the rent.

A couple of years later, the Playhouse was being used again, this time by the Center Stage Company, a group that had started out in my hometown, Englewood, and had staged revivals of works like Moss Hart’s Light Up the Sky and Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee’s The Incomparable Max. 

I was pulling for the group to succeed, since I liked their choice of plays and a classmate of my oldest brother’s was in the troupe. But their effort, too, collapsed.

In 1986, Allied Stores finally announced that the theater would close for good, with the space converted to retail use.

But as the song goes, everything old is new again. The Bergen Mall has now been redeveloped as Bergen Town Center, and the shopping center industry as a whole, in looking for non-retail tenants to supplement their store lineup, is returning to something like the original conception that many developers had for the industry.

You have to wonder, given that, if, risk or no risk, theaters might not play a part, in more large retail environments, as tenants. After all, theater fans don’t forget the magic of make-believe, and I’m sure that there are many people like myself who can still summon memories of a play or performer at the Playhouse on the Mall.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

This Day in Television History ('MASH' Bows Out With Record Audience)

February 28, 1983 – After 251 episodes and 11 seasons – three times the length of the conflict it depicted—the CBS comedy about the Korean War, M*A*S*H, came to a triumphant end, with a record 125 million viewers watching what became of Dr. Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce and the rest of the 4077th unit.

Eight writers were credited with the script for “Goodbye, Farewell and Amen,” including star-writer-director
Alan Alda (who also directed this episode) and future Judging Amy executive producer, blogger and Roman Catholic convert Karen Hall.

In a way, that reflects the multiple hands that shaped material which began as a novel by Richard Hooker, was adapted by Ring Lardner Jr. into an Oscar-winning screenplay (with extensive improvisation and overlapping dialogue encouraged by director Robert Altman), then developed into a TV series in 1972. Along the way, events set in one Asian conflict served as a not-so-distant mirror of a later one: the Vietnam War.

So much about the show seems not just from another decade, but in TV terms, another lifetime ago:

* It survived first-season ratings so abysmal that nowadays, it wouldn’t have made it past the second episode. (But networks had greater patience then—witness a similar ratings trajectory for Cheers a decade later.)
* It was not just a comedy but, like another ‘70s CBS comic blockbuster, All in the Family, one that challenged censors and stretched notions of the genre (dispensing with the laugh track in operating-room scenes, freely mixing dramatic as well as comic elements, even killing off the beloved Colonel Henry Blake).
* Its massive audience at its denouement could never be repeated today, when cable TV, the Internet, and God-knows-what-other-new media compete with networks for viewers’ attention.

Faithful reader, I have a confession: I have never watched this last episode. At this juncture so many years later, my only guess as to why I missed it 25 years ago is that I was taking a continuing-ed course that night, and without a VCR at the time I couldn’t tape it. 

But somehow, I have never gotten around to seeing the 2 1/2-hour episode a quarter-century later—not even given the ubiquity of the show in video and DVD formats, not to mention in reruns on one channel or another. (TV Land? Fox? Who knows what else?)

Mea culpa, mea culpa. I’ll rectify this. Someday. Hopefully soon.

Believe it or not, I had two close encounters with two creative forces most closely associated with the show: writer/co-producer
Larry Gelbart and Alda.

The first of the two I saw was Alda. Back when I was still a pup (okay, a teenager), I worked as a page (i.e., student assistant) at my local public library. One day, glancing at the circulation desk, I saw a tall, dark-haired, lean man in his late 30s standing there. I was staggered to recognize Alda, though, in truth, I shouldn’t have been—at the time, he was a resident of the New Jersey town to the immediate south of mine.

Emptying the book bin at the desk before it became too heavy, I encountered an older student assistant whom I knew from my high school. She was practically devouring the star with her eyes. “I can’t believe it!” she said. “It’s Alan Alda!”

Unfortunately for Alda, he was being served not by a star-struck teen who would have expedited his checkout time but by a short, slight, gray-haired Englishwoman with not a clue about his identity. Adjusting her glasses as she stared at the piece of white plastic he’d given her, she finally announced: “Sir, your card has expired!”

Unlike other celebrities given to throwing their weight around under and all circumstances (take a bow, Opray Winfrey, for your
after-hours hissy fit at that exclusive Paris store!), Alda didn’t throw a tantrum or even look a bit irked when the English circ-desk clerk told him this…nor when she sat down at a typewriter and, in her best hunt-and-peck style, created an entirely new card for him…not even when a long line of other patrons waited behind him at the desk, winking and nudging each other about who else was there.

This incident occurred when the show was very close to its creative peak. More and more, particularly when Gelbart departed after the fourth season, Alda took up much of the writing and directing slack. It provided a perfect springboard for similar work by the actor in films, when he seemed to bid fair for a time to become another Woody Allen comic star-writer-director hyphenate with
The Seduction of Joe Tynan and The Four Seasons.

But during this time, M*A*S*H became less like the ribald series I had loved in the first place—hardly a surprise, given that Alda had taken on an increasingly high profile as the prototypical late ‘70s Sensitive New Age Guy. Add to that the restlessness and constant changes in the ensemble cast over the years (blazing a trail that Law and Order would later follow) and you had a series more sanctimonious, more obvious in telegraphing its feelings. (The photo accompanying this blog entry comes, of course, from the series' early incarnation, when Wayne Rogers still played Hawkeye sidekick Trapper John.)

I met Gelbart 10 years ago, at an appearance at Fairleigh Dickinson University in Teaneck, N.J., for his new memoir,
Laughing Matters. A member of the audience asked Gelbart about what had troubled me about the show’s change from its hard-edge early seasons to its softer tones later.

Gelbart admitted that it was not necessarily a direction he would have taken, but by that time it had in effect become Alda’s show and it was his prerogative to do as he wished.

The writer, who time and again that night let loose one outspoken, wildly funny line after another, now seemed to speak more carefully and diplomatically. I sensed that he had major concerns about how the show had changed after his departure, but he was too respectful of Alda’s contributions—and too diplomatic—to give full vent to his opinions on this score.