Showing posts with label " Baseball. Show all posts
Showing posts with label " Baseball. Show all posts

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Exchange of the Day (Bill Watterson, on Baseball Salaries)

Calvin (after swinging his bat and missing several times): “Can you make a living playing silly games?”
Calvin’s Father: “Actually, you can be among the most overpaid people on the planet.”—Bill Watterson, “Calvin and Hobbes,” 1993

As of yesterday, if you are on a professional team in New York City, you can be among the most overpaid people in the planet and play in the priciest stadiums erected on the planet. Don’t ask me how the Yankees and Mets are going to make all this money back. And please don’t ask what they’re going to do if all those overpaid people don’t even make it to the playoffs again, never mind win the World Series.

And yet…Like most other fans, I’m going to be following the scores and pennant races this season, see how the players stack up against the all-time greats, and, when I get a chance, still catch a glimpse of “The Summer Game” on TV. Just don’t ask me to buy one of the Steinbrenners’ $2,500 seats. (Didn’t they pay attention to the fate of the Mel Brooks musical Young Frankenstein, whose $450 seats scared away so many potential fans that they didn’t come out even after the prices were reduced?)

Sunday, June 15, 2008

This Day in Film History (Baseball Classic “Bull Durham” Scores)

June 15, 1988—Make up any list of the greatest baseball films and the greatest romantic comedies, and one movie will likely appear on both: Bull Durham, which premiered on this date 20 years ago and promptly became a popular and critical hit.

The movie marked the passage of several talents coming into their own: stars
Kevin Costner, Susan Sarandon, and Tim Robbins—and, most significant for its eventual success, I would argue, writer-director Ron Shelton, who captured the anxieties and idiosyncrasies of minor-league players so well because it reflected his own experience in the game he had quit 15 years before.

Bull Durham strikes me now like one of those “
Folly Floaters” that Yankee reliever Steve Hamilton used on nonplussed hitters in the late ‘60s and early ‘70s: A lazy pitch that sneaked up on you and was a hilarious wonder to behold (so long, of course, as you weren’t at the receiving end of it).

To their immense credit, critics got it about Shelton’s offbeat take on love and the Great American Pastime, as his screenplay netted both the New York Film Critics Circle and L.A. Film Critics Association Awards. 

To its shame, Hollywood didn’t, giving the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay instead to Rain Man—hardly a bad film, by any means, but one that, when you get right down to it, never deviated far from its road-film and buddy-film genres. 

(Even odder, Sarandon was never nominated for her career-defining role as Annie Savoy, the community college English instructor who makes it a point to take a new player under her wing, so to speak, each year.)

In contrast, I think it’s safe to say there was no baseball film quite like Bull Durham beforehand, and there’s been none since then. 

(In fact, the odds are high against it: no less an authority than Shelton himself believes that nowadays his seminal work would only see the light of day as an indie, and even in that instance getting it launched would be dicey, because of that market’s heavy reliance on foreign sales.)

Consider the other major baseball films that appeared in a five-year span from 1984 to 1989:

The picture whose success probably helped get Shelton’s project greenlighted was the Robert Redford film The Natural in 1984. Like Kevin Costner’s other significant baseball film made only year later after Bull Durham, Field of Dreams, the Redford movie appeals heavily not only to the mythic and nostalgic elements of the game, but also to the longed-for connection between fathers and sons.

John Sayles’ Eight Men Out, based on the Eliot Asinof account of the “Black Sox” betting scandal in the 1919 World Series, for all its finely wrought and historically accurate detail, follows a straight-through narrative—owner Charles Comiskey’s greed, the players’ fateful decision to bet (or, in the case of third baseman Buck Weaver, not to bet but not to inform), and the legal fallout.

David Ward’s Major League had the dubious distinction of following the far superior Bull Durham. Its fine cast could not surmount a painfully pedestrian plot whose twists could be guessed at within 10 minutes of the opening credits.

Shelton’s script, in contrast, threw out the conventions of the baseball film. There’s no real-life hero, such as in Pride of the Yankees; no American Pastoral (the Durham Bulls’ home games are in a small city ballpark that everyone walks to); and, most of all, no Opening Day and World Series. Quick – summarize the plot in a sentence. (Didn’t think you could!)

Instead, it’s built on a series of terrific scenes that highlight the players’ flakiness: the wild fastball of Ebby Calvin “Nuke” LaLoosh; the pitcher’s mound conference involving Nuke’s jammed eyelids, a live rooster to take a curse off a glove, and “what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present”; and Nuke’s misinterpreted lyrics of “Try a Little Tenderness.”


And there are also some of the most famous monologues in film history, notably Annie’s opening “Church of Baseball” speech and Crash’s summary of his 21 magical days in the major leagues, or “The Show” (“You hit white balls for batting practice, the ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains”).

Pitchers as a class are so flaky that Nuke is hardly an exaggeration. Any list of baseball characters is bound to include ball-addressing, mound-landscaping Mark “The Bird” Fidrych; reliever Al “The Mad Hungarian” Hrabosky; and perhaps the wildest eccentric of them all,
Rube Waddell, who, when he wasn’t delayed for games because of drunkenness or playing marbles with street urchins, would run out of the stadium, mid-windup, the second he heard a fire engine.

In his madcap reverence for the strikeout (pronounced “fascist” by Crash), Nuke most resembles Roger Clemens, who has named all of his children with the letter “k”; in his taste in exotic underwear fashions (“The rose goes in front, big guy,” deadpans Crash), he appears to have inspired Jason Giambi.

I don’t believe the three principals have ever been better, despite Oscars they earned in other films. 

Costner is best at his loosest, as Shelton sensed not only in casting him for this but also in his fine golf film, Tin Cup

Sarandon’s role as Annie may have been the most significant sexy older woman role since Mrs. Robinson, and it was criminal that she was not even nominated for a role that called on her to be by turns funny, alluring, rueful, maternal and smart. 

Robbins’ dim bulb of a rookie was so convincing that I had trouble for a long time imagining him as anything else.

There is an undercurrent of sadness in the film, typified by the sequence when Annie bids goodbye to Nuke and Crash is released. The two realize the full truth now of Annie’s remark that “The world is not made for people cursed with self-awareness,” and the kindred spirits’ recognition of this draws them close together at last—and brings this classic to its inevitable conclusion.

(As luckless as Crash and Annie are, it’s nothing compared with the real-life manager of the Durham Bulls at the time of the film’s release, Grady Little – yes, the same poor guy who, as manager of the Boston Red Sox, lost to Joe Torre’s Yankees in 2003, then lost his job with the Los Angeles Dodgers to the same Torre this past off-season. “There’s no crying in baseball,” Tom Hanks famously proclaimed in A League of Their Own. Also, I might add, no fairness or justice.)

Saturday, April 12, 2008

“Mets by the Numbers”

My longtime friends will be astonished when they read this, but this past Sunday, this lifelong Yankee fan journeyed down to a cavernous Irish sports bar called Stout, on West 33rd Street, for a party that combined watching a Mets game with a book signing.

The longtime animosity between Yankee and Mets fans brings out a certain Rodney King feeling in me. You know: “Can’t we all just get along?” And nowhere did this come to the fore more than in the faceoff between the Mets and their longtime loathed rivals, the Atlanta Braves.

It’s a part of Yankee lore how the sound of the Braves celebrating in the Yankee visitors’ locker rooms after going ahead 2-0 in the 1996 World Series annoyed the Bronx Bombers so much that they proceeded to give the Braves the drubbing of their lives. Yet the Braves remain unaccountably cocky, though why they should remain so is beyond me. Yes, yes, I know about the unprecedented 14 postseason appearances, but for all that they only won the whole shebang once during that run, and last year they finished out of the money completely.

In the pitchers’ duel on Sunday, I was rooting for the Mets’ new ace, Johan Santana, against the Braves’ wizened John Smoltz. Santana certainly showed his stuff, consistently stifling the Brave bets and displaying fine athleticism in spearing some sharp drives up the middle. Unfortunately, his team’s support was weak, and the Mets had nothing to show for it but a 3-1 loss.

The silence of the Mets bats allowed me to concentrate on why I’d come down to Stout in the first place—the book signing. Which brings me to the reason for this post:

For all my regular readers—yes, both of you!—I want you to dig deep into your wallets, then run to your local Barnes & Noble or Borders Bookstore, or, indeed, wherever fine books are sold (yes, Amazon.com counts), and purchase
Mets by the Numbers: A Complete Team History of the Amazin’ Mets by Uniform Number, by Jon Springer and Matt Silverman.

The book, a spinoff of “
The Mets Website that counts,” tells the history of the crew from Flushing in a unique way: those who wore particular uniform numbers. Those uniforms can’t talk, but they’ve found their Homer and Virgil in Messrs. Springer and Silverman.

I had the honor of meeting Matt, a very genial fellow, for the first time on Sunday. As for Jon, he and and his wife Heidi were work colleagues of mine more than a decade ago and have remained friends ever since. Well aware of my real rooting interests, Jon still invited me to this soiree, making him, most definitely, a good sport.

In his 9-to-5 existence, Jon toils as a reporter for a trade magazine. Yet I have long known—and this book proves it with every line—that inside him beats the heart of a sportswriter. As a daily blogger, I know a fellow-obsessive when I see one, and this book represents a labor of love for him and Matt. I tip my hat to them.

The book is structured around each succeeding number and all the individuals associated with it, with one person chronicled at greatest length in the chapter and the others summed up more quickly, depending on their contributions. (Given their encyclopedic knowledge, Jon and Matt could undoubtedly have written far more than they have on the ancillary players, but if they did you’d need a whole CD and have to spend more of your hard-earned cash than you could afford.) And oh, the tales Jon and Matt tell of players’ graciousness, superstitiousness, arrogance, individual heroism, and all-too-frequent collective futility!

I had not realized, for instance, that #6 is the most-often-issued number in team history (thirty-three different times, if you can believe it); that the one nonnegotiable item catching great Gary Carter had to have before approving the deal that brought him to Flushing was #8 (it represented both his birthday and wedding day); and that No. 37, belonging to first manager Casey Stengel, is “the only number to be issued once and only once in team history.”

This book is way too much fun to be a reference book, so there are not only tons of details like the above, but also plenty of succinct yet often cheeky player summaries of the glorious (the classy Mookie Wilson displayed “aggression at the plate, speed and daring on the base paths, range in center field, and an enthusiasm worthy of his number”) to the inglorious (Vince Coleman is “remembered best for throwing an M-100 firecracker from a car outside Dodger Stadium in 1993, injuring three bystanders, including a two-year-old girl”).

Jon introduced me to a fellow blogger, Greg Prince, whose unique creation bears the intriguing title of “
Faith and Fear in Flushing.” From what I have perused of it so far, it’s every bit as good as Jon said. I’m not only bookmarking it, but heartily recommending that you do the same.

Now, you could go out to any bookstore (or log onto the aforementioned Amazon) and purchase your copy of Jon and Matt’s fun book. But why not get a signed copy for yourself and/or a loved one who happens to be a Mets fan?
Jon and Matt will be appearing at Bookends in Ridgewood, N.J., on Wednesday, April 16, from 6 to 8 pm. (The book signing will take place simultaneously with those of Mets great Gary Carter and the original “Mr. Met,” Dan Reilly.) Directions are here. Be there (or, if you can’t, get out to Brooklyn for their appearance at a Word Books Authors Event).