TV Quote of the Day (‘The Big Bang Theory,’ on Being Beaten Up in School)

Dr. Sheldon Cooper [played by Jim Parsons]: “When one gets beaten up every other day in school, one of necessity develops a keen sense of hearing. Incidentally, one can get beaten up in school simply by referring to oneself as ‘one.’”— The Big Bang Theory, Season 3, Episode 23, “The Lunar Excitation,” original air date May 24, 2010, teleplay by Lee Aronsohn, Steven Molaro, and Steve Holland, directed by Peter Chakos