Joke of the Day (Rich Vos, on Bank Security)

“I went into Bank of America to deposit a check and they asked me for ID. I said, ‘Are you telling me other people are trying to put money in my account and you’re telling them no?’”—Stand-up comedian Rich Vos quoted in Carrie Seim, “Comics’ Favorite Jokes,” New York Post, Apr. 1, 2012