Joke of the Day (Mark Chalifoux, on ‘The Biggest Change After Having Kids’)

“The biggest change after having kids was putting a swear jar in the house. Whenever I say a bad word, I have to put a dollar in the jar, and at the end of every month, I take all that money and buy myself a nice steak for being such a cool dad.”—Comedian Mark Chalifoux, quoted in “Life in These United States,” Reader’s Digest, October 2015