Showing posts with label A.M. Juster. Show all posts
Showing posts with label A.M. Juster. Show all posts

Monday, December 8, 2025

Verse of the Day (A.M. Juster, on an Ambitious Government Bureaucrat)

“Your uphill climb will never stop;
   scum always rises to the top.” —Poet, translator, and essayist A.M. Juster (pseudonym for Michael J. Astrue, former head of the Social Security Administration), “To My Ambitious Colleague,” in Sleaze and Slander: New and Selected Comic Verse, 1995-2015 (2016)

Monday, August 15, 2022

Quote of the Day (‘A.M. Juster,’ on Vacation Postcards)

“Bright postcards on a rack
    acknowledge what we lack.
The most we can express about our great vacation
    takes a few lines or less, and needs some illustration.”—Poet, translator, and essayist A.M. Juster (pseudonym for Michael J. Astrue, former head of the Social Security Administration), “Gift Shop Blues," in Sleaze and Slander: New and Selected Comic Verse,1995-2015 (2016)
 
The image accompanying this post is a postcard showing Disney World, at an unknown date.

Friday, April 22, 2022

Quote of the Day (‘A.M. Juster,’ Treating a Cliché Properly)

“If you’re crazy like a fox,
   get tested for rabies.” —Poet, translator, and essayist A.M. Juster (pseudonym for Michael J. Astrue, former head of the Social Security Administration), “Proposed Cliches,” in Sleaze and Slander: New and Selected Comic Verse, 1995-2015 (2016)
 
Some current and recent world leaders regarded themselves in this manner. For all who trust in them: Beware. As this image demonstrates, they are eyeing their next meal, and it may be you.