Jerry [played by
Jerry Seinfeld] [Furious at his predicament]: 'Why am I wearing this
now?'? I'll tell you why I'm wearing it now—because [Kramer’s female friend] The
Lowtalker asked me to, that's why! And I said 'yes.' Do you know why? Because I
couldn't HEAR her!”
Elaine Benes
[played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus]: “When did she, [snickering] when
did she ask you this?”
Jerry: “When we were at
dinner, when Kramer went to the bathroom.”
Elaine: “I didn't hear
anything.”
Jerry (yelling):
“Of course not! Nobody hears anything when this woman speaks!”
Elaine [Finally
grasping the seriousness of the situation]: “Well, you can't wear that on
the show!”
Kramer [played by
Michael Richards] [Muffled, low, and threatening]: “Elaine, you want
to stop?”
Elaine (Turning around to Kramer): “Wha- What? No. (Back to Jerry) Jerry, you are promoting a benefit to CLOTHE homeless people. You can't come out dressed like that! You're all puffed up! You look like the Count of Monte Cristo!”— Seinfeld, Season 5, Episode 2, “The Puffy Shirt,” original air date Sept. 23, 1993, teleplay by Larry David, directed by Tom Cherones
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