Quote of the Day (Andy Rooney, on Two Kinds of Clothes in His Closet)

“The back of my closet is filled with clothes that I'll be able to wear again just as soon as I lose 10 pounds. On the other side of those on the pole is another, older bunch of clothes. I'll be able to wear those again just as soon as I lose about twenty pounds.”—Journalist Andy Rooney (1919-2011), On Second Thought (1984)