Jerry
Seinfeld (played by Jerry Seinfeld): “Well,let me ask you this. What exactly
did you say when you asked her out?
George Costanza
(played by Jason Alexander):” I said,
‘would you like to go for a walk or something.’”
Jerry:
“Oh, a walk, well –“
George:
“Or something. I said, ‘Or Something!’”
Jerry:
“Or something. Yeah, that's a date.”
George:
(snaps fingers) “There you go.”
Jerry:
“You know there is always the possibility, that she called an audible.”
George:
“What do you mean?”
Jerry:
“Well, she got up to the line of scrimmage, didn’t like the looks of the
defense and changed the play.”
George:
“I think things were going ok. We were having a nice conversation.”
Jerry:
“Uh huh.”
George:
“I mentioned how I liked horse manure.”
Jerry:
“You did?”
George:
“Yeah.”
Jerry:
“Yeah. You said you liked horse manure.”
George:
“Yeah. You know, about how when you break it down, it's really a very positive
thing. You know, you have a ‘nure,’ with a ‘ma’ in front of it. MA-NURE. It's
not bad.”
Jerry:
“And it was around this point that she mentioned the boyfriend?”
George:
“Yeah.” (Jerry nodding) ... “Oh, you
think because of what I said about the manure. I was just saying how it takes a
negative thing, and puts it on a positive spin on it.”
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