Monday, April 13, 2015

TV Quote of the Day (‘Seinfeld,’ on Nose Jobs)

“The technical term for a nose job is rhinoplasty. Rhino, okay? Do we really need to insult the person at this particular moment of their lives? They know they have a big nose, that's why they're coming in. Do they really need the abuse of being compared to a rhinoceros on top of everything else? When someone goes in for a hair transplant, they don't go, ‘We're going to perform a cue-ballectomy on you, Mr. Johnson. We're going to attempt to remove the skinheadia of your chrome-domus which is the technical term.’"— Jerry on Seinfeld, Season 3, Episode 9, “The Nose Job,” original air date November 20, 1991, teleplay by Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones

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