Quote of the Day (Finley Peter Dunne's 'Mr. Dooley,' on Being a Would-Be Parent)

" ‘Ye know a lot about it,' said Mr. Hennessy. 'I do,' said Mr. Dooley. 'Not bein' an' author I'm a gr-reat critic."—Finley Peter Dunne, "Mr. Dooley On the Bringing Up of Children," San Francisco Call, October 9, 1904