Thursday, November 27, 2025

TV Quote of the Day (‘Everybody Loves Raymond,’ As the Barones Eat a Healthy Thanksgiving Meal)

[Marie Barone, trying to go on a healthier diet, has just presented the tofu turkey on Thanksgiving.]

Frank Barone [played by Peter Boyle]: “May I have my carving knife, please?”

Marie Barone [played by Doris Roberts]: “Thank you, Frank.”

Frank: “I wanna slit my throat!”— Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 3, Episode 10, “No Fat,” original air date Nov. 23, 1998, teleplay by Ellen Sandler, Susan Van Allen, and Ray Romano, directed by Steve Zuckerman

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