Leslie Knope
[played by Amy Poehler]: “Excellent! That sounds like a good idea. Tell
us about that.”
Ann: “No, it's a problem. It
almost killed my boyfriend. Oh, yeah. There's a lot nearby my house and a developer
dug out a basement for some condos and then they went bankrupt, so there's just
this giant pit and it's been there for almost a year, 12 months.”
Leslie: “Yes, go on.”
Ann: “Yeah, and my boyfriend,
who is a musician—actually, I support him— but anyway he fell in and broke both
his legs and….”
Tom Haverford
[played by Aziz Ansari, pictured] [interrupting]: “Let me speak
with you for a minute. So your boyfriend fell down into this pit…”
Ann: “Right, yes.”
Tom: “And, um, this guy is
pretty serious, you guys living together…”
Ann [quizzically]:
“Yes.”
Tom: “Wow, uh, I’m sure this
must be really tough for you. You know just this guy sounds like he didn't have
a lot going on for him to start with, and now both legs broken. He's just weak,
you have to take care of him ,you probably feel like you need to move on, just
become more adventurous in relationships, with your body, just…”
Ann: “Are you actually
hitting on me right now?”
Tom [trying to get out of this hole]: “Oh, oh God no, I'm not. I'm not hitting on you. I’m actually married. I’m just an open person and I like connecting with people. I’m, you know, very comfortable around women, attractive women. I’ve spent a lot of time with them and I just…”—Parks and Recreation, Season 1, Episode 1, “Pilot,” original air date Apr. 9, 2009, teleplay by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur, directed by Greg Daniels
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