Chester Hooton
[played by Bob Hope]: “What're you doing?”
Duke Johnson
[played by Bing Crosby]: “Putting mine in my hat in a safe place. And
you'd better do the same thing.”
Chester: “In a safe
place, huh?”
Duke: “Sure.”
Chester: “Say, what do
you think of my underwear?”
Duke: “Not much, but
put it there anyway.”— Road to Utopia
(1945), screenplay by Norman Panama and Melvin Frank, directed by Hal Walker
