TV Quote of the Day (Kevin Hart, Imagining a Medical Procedure That Makes Him Tall)

“I'm 6'6"….Now I can't put my hands in my pocket… I still wear a size 7 sneaker….Now I can't support the new body. My balance is off. I look like that thing that be at the car dealerships, that man... that air man.”—Stand-up comic, actor, and entertainment entrepreneur Kevin Hart, in Kevin Hart: Reality Check (2023), teleplay by Kevin Hart, directed by Leslie Small

The image accompanying this post, showing Kevin Hart at the red carpet premiere of Ride Along, was taken Mar. 6, 2014, by Eva Rinaldi.

Movie Quote of the Day (Comic Kevin Hart, on What You Can and Can’t Hide)

“You can hide a fat ass in baggy pants, but you cannot hide a bad dancer!” —Jimmy (played by Kevin Hart) in The Wedding Ringer (2015), screenplay by Jeremy Garelick and Jay Lavender, directed by Jeremy Garelick