Quote of the Day (Mike Lupica, on the Media’s Weiner Roast)

“If you find yourself in a situation where Wolf Blitzer is asking you on television if you'd know your own underpants, your life has taken a wrong turn.”—Mike Lupica, on accused (and now admitted) sexting Congressman Anthony Weiner, in “Kick in the Jackass for Rising Dem,” New York Daily News, June 6, 2011

Movie Quote of the Day (John Gielgud, on Downwardly Mobile Women)

“Thank you for a memorable afternoon--usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.”—Very proper British butler Hobson (played by John Gielgud, in his Oscar-winning role), to Linda (played by Liza Minnelli), a tie-stealing waitress from Queens, in Arthur, written and directed by Steve Gordon