Jack Benny [admiring a photo]: “What a dollface! Such a beautiful complexion, lovely lips, sparkling eyes...”
Rochester Van Jones [played
by Eddie “Rochester” Anderson]: “Yeah, boss. That's the best picture you
ever had taken.”
Jack: “I'm looking at
Miss Livingston, for heaven sake! How could I say that about my picture?”
Rochester:
“Without your glasses on, you could say that about a garbage truck.”— The
Jack Benny Program, Season 4, Episode 8, “Jack Dreams
He's Married to Mary,” original air date Feb. 7, 1954, teleplay by Sam
Perrin, George Balzer, Milt Josefsberg, and John Tackaberry, directed by Ralph
Levy
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