Joke of the Day (Rodney Dangerfield, With an Early Form of Social Distancing)

“We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.”—American stand-up comic Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004), quoted in Gene Perret with Terry Martin, Hilarious Roasts, Toasts and One-Liners: The Ultimate Source for Speeches, Toasts, Parties or Anytime for Pure Fun (2001)