“I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter. My grandfather was a quitter. I was raised to give up.” —George Costanza (played by Jason Alexander) on Seinfeld, Season 4, Episode 18, “The Old Man,” Feb. 18, 1993, teleplay by Larry Charles, directed by Tom Cherones
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