Quote of the Day (Demetri Martin, on Why ‘Swimming is a Confusing Sport’)

“Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.” —Stand-up comic Demetri Martin, in “Demetri Martin,” Comedy Central Presents, Season 8, Episode 14, original air date March 19, 2004