“A good joke always distracted [New York delegate Gouverneur]
Morris. The one story about him that everyone knows is about a humorous bet. At
the Constitutional Convention, Alexander Hamilton, a fellow delegate, offered
to buy Morris dinner if he would go up to George Washington, president of the
Convention, hero of the Revolution, and father of his country, slap him on the
shoulder, and say, ‘My dear General, I am glad to see you looking so well.’
Morris slapped his slap and won his dinner, but said afterward that the look
Washington gave him had been the worst moment of his life.”— Richard
Brookhiser, “The Forgotten Founding Father,” City Journal, Spring
2002
Okay, even Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Jimmy
Fallon would have a hard time loosening up ol’ George. But he
was the indispensable presence at the Constitutional Convention, which, in Philadelphia on this date in 1787, after four months of debates,
concluded with its 55 remaining delegates (some had dropped out, in opposition
to the final product, already) signing the Constitution of the United States.
Gouverneur Morris, the convention’s wordsmith, wrote the clauses that
would be cited for generations to come, and the Virginia delegate James Madison
became known as the Father of the Constitution for the original plan that the
delegates haggled over.
But it was George Washington—so dignified, alas, that he was humorless, as poor Morris found
out—who was the one everyone else framed the document around. He might
not have wanted the job, but everyone knew that he would become the first
President of the republic under this new plan to replace the Articles of
Confederation. Would the new government be strong enough under him? The
delegates debated, pondered—then voted accordingly.
I don’t think we need to be too upset about the lack
of humor at the original proceedings, do you? The last 225 years have brought
more than its share of levity from our nation’s representatives, even if they
did so inadvertently. As Will Rogers remarked: “Things are terribly dull now.
We won’t have any more serious comedy until Congress meets.”
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