“Some people think it's cute—lovable losers, Wrigley Field is the biggest singles bar in Chicago, yada, yada, yada. I think it's disgusting. I really think protracted mediocrity is not admirable. . . . The Cubs, I think, have something like $111 million tied up in eight players through 2011. That's not funny, that's malpractice."—Political columnist (and lifelong Chicago Cubs fan) George F. Will, quoted in Robert Costa, “The Weekend Interview--Baseball: 'The Right Sport for a Democracy,'” The Wall Street Journal, April 10, 2010
But George, tell us how you really feel!