Saturday, October 17, 2009

Quote of the Day (Ozzy Osbourne, With a Warning to Motorists)

“I just passed my driving test. Took me 60 yrs but I did it! For the 1st time in my life I'm legal to drive, so watch out!”—Ozzy Osbourne, Twitter message, 9/24/09

Take a look at this photo. What happiness—the kind you experience when your longest-held dream comes true.

The reality TV star took his first driving test in 1974 and, by his own account, has lost track of the number of times he’s taken it since then. Amazing that he could even remember he did take it, given that, by his own admission, he was prone to walking around the test center with a bottle of vodka in his pocket. Very reassuring.

Ozzy, I think I can speak for many in New Jersey when I say that, if I have the slightest inkling you’re behind the wheel in any part of this state, I’ll cede you the road instantly…

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