[Despite the U.S. Weather Bureau’s new satellite service predicting fair and clear skies, Granny insists that her beetles indicate rain.]
Justin
Addison [played
by John McGiver]: “Today, we no longer have to rely on such things
as prognosticating beetles.”
Daisy
Moses (aka
Granny) [played by Irene Ryan]: “Don't you call my beetles whatever
it is you just called them!”— The
Beverly Hillbillies,
Season 2, Episode 25, “Granny Versus the Weather Bureau,” original air
date Mar 25, 1964, teleplay by Paul Henning and Mark Tuttle, directed by Richard
Whorf
Well, many
people in my part of the Northeast think that ol’ Granny might be onto
something with her disdain for the Weather Bureau. Sure, the agency (now known
as the U.S. Weather Service) kept warning through the past week to expect a
major storm. But their initial “prognostication” for my corner of Bergen County, NJ indicated 10-14 inches. Throughout last night, that prediction ended up nearly
doubling.
Of course,
the bureau had its escape clauses: it could depend on where and when it shifted
to sleet. But the fact is, the snow totals kept ratcheting up the closer they
got to the event.
Still, I
suppose it could be worse. Maybe it has been, but those still left in the service
(which is part of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration) might be afraid to talk following the nearly 600 colleagues who left it through
terminations, buyouts, and resignations pushed by Elon Musk’s so-called Department
of Government Efficiency last year.
By last summer,
enough alarms were being raised about these reductions’ potential for slowing
down warnings of extreme weather events that the service received permission to
hire up to 450 meteorologists to restore some of those slots.
Only, as
part of the rehiring process, applicants were asked to identify one or two of
Trump’s executive orders “that are significant to you, and explain how you
would help implement them if hired,” as well as how they would use their skills
to improve government efficiency and effectiveness,” according to an August 2025 report by the Associated Press.
How much
does anything of this relate to knowledge of meteorology? How many applicants
were tempted to answer that it would help the President better anticipate major
storms around his properties in Mar-a-Lago and Bedminster, NJ?
More than 60
years have passed since Granny faced off against the government’s weather
forecasters, but we may be edging closer to her “prognosticating beetles” than
we think.

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