Showing posts with label Mel Brooks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mel Brooks. Show all posts

Friday, July 24, 2026

TV Quote of the Day (Reiner and Brooks, With the 2,000-Year-Old Man on Ancient Matrimony)

Carl Reiner: “We know that many, many hundreds of years ago, most men had more than one wife.”

The 2,000-Year-Old Man [played by Mel Brooks]: “Yeah!”

Reiner: “Did you practice polygamy in those days?”

The 2,000-Year-Old Man: “I never practiced it. I was perfect at it!”—Reiner and Brooks with their “2,000-Year-Old Man” routine, The Hollywood Palace, Season 4, Episode 2, original air date Sept. 24, 1966

I had heard bits of the classic Carl Reiner-Mel Brooks routine (captured on five albums released between 1960 and 1997) but was reminded of this short section when I was recently visiting the National Comedy Center in Jamestown, NY.

Though I have gone through this wonderful museum a couple of times before, this was the first occasion I had to see their section on Reiner.  It was a great reminder of just how influential he was, on TV and film, over several decades.

Influenced by the example of his longtime friend Reiner, Brooks is also turning over many of his artifacts to the comedy museum. Once its curators have had a choice to sample these wares, the resulting display should be something to see.

Sunday, June 28, 2026

Quote of the Day (Mel Brooks, on a Source of Jewish Humor)

“When the tall, blond Teutons have been nipping at your heels for thousands of years, you find it enervating to keep wailing. So you make jokes. If your enemy is laughing, how can he bludgeon you to death?”—Oscar- and Tony-winning American comic actor-writer-director Mel Brooks, Playboy interview, October 1966

Happy birthday to Mel Brooks, born 100 years ago today in Brooklyn!

Friday, May 29, 2026

Song Lyric of the Day (Mel Brooks, With Rediscovered Lines for ‘Springtime for Hitler’)

“Maybe other men have vigor and dash
But other men don't have that mustache.” —Oscar- and Tony-winning American comic actor-writer-director Mel Brooks, quoted by Jason Zinoman, “Mel Brooks Donates His Archives to Museum,” The New York Times, May 14, 2026

At some point before the film The Producers was released, Mel Brooks decided to discard the above lyrics for the tune that is its uproarious climax.

I’m not sure why he did so. The only reason I can come up with is that “Springtime for Hitler” already had so many hilarious lines that the audience would never remember this couplet for the ages.

These lines, by the way, were part of the first draft of his Oscar-winning screenplay, along with other treasures from his multi-decade career now given to the National Comedy Center in Jamestown, NY—a wonderful museum that also contains contributions from George Carlin, Lily Tomlin, Lenny Bruce, Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz, and Brooks’ longtime friend, Carl Reiner.

Monday, December 16, 2024

Movie Quote of the Day (‘Young Frankenstein,’ On the Correct Pronunciation of Names)

Igor [played by Marty Feldman, pictured]: “Dr. Frankenstein...”

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein [played by Gene Wilder] [correcting him]: " ‘Fronkensteen.’"

Igor: “You're putting me on.”

Frederick: “No, it's pronounced ‘Fronkensteen.’"

Igor: “Do you also say ‘Froaderick’"?

Frederick: “No... ‘Frederick.’"

Igor: "Well, why isn't it ‘Froaderick Fronkensteen’?”

Frederick: “It isn't; it's ‘Frederick Fronkensteen.’"

Igor: “I see.”

Frederick: “You must be Igor.”

[He pronounces it ee-gor]

Igor: “No, it's pronounced ‘eye-gor.’"

Frederick: “But they told me it was ‘ee-gor.’"

Igor: “Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?”— Young Frankenstein (1974), screenplay by Gene Wilder and Mel Brooks, based very, very loosely on the novel Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, directed by Mel Brooks

Fifty years ago this week, Young Frankenstein was released in the U.S. Following on the heels of Blazing Saddles, it solidified Mel Brooks’ mid-Seventies status as Hollywood’s parody master par excellence.

Friday, April 19, 2024

Movie Quote of the Day (‘My Favorite Year,’ As a Film Idol Returns to a Favorite Haunt)

Alan Swann
[played by Peter O’Toole]: “We'll be two for dinner. Telephone the Stork Club.”

Alfi [played by Tony DiBenedetto]: “You sure you mean the Stork Club, Mr. Swann?”

Alan: “Certainly. It's been a year and a half. Surely they've repaired the wall of the bandstand by now.”— My Favorite Year (1982), screenplay by Norman Steinberg and Dennis Palumbo and based on a story by Palumbo, directed by Richard Benjamin

It had been over 40 years, during its original release, since I’d seen this rollicking comedy, inspired by young TV writer Mel Brooks’ attempt to keep the rambunctious Errol Flynn (the “Alan Swann” character) safe and sober before his appearance on Your Show of Shows. 

Watching the movie again on TCM was like revisiting an old friend, with plenty of smiles and memories abounding.

Wednesday, February 7, 2024

Movie Quote of the Day (‘Blazing Saddles,’ on Messing With ‘This Mongo Character’)

Bart [played by Cleavon Little]: “I better go check out this Mongo character.”

[Bart reaches for his gun.]

Jim [played by Gene Wilder]: “Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.”— Blazing Saddles (1974), story by Andrew Bergman, screenplay by Mel Brooks, Norman Steinberg, Andrew Bergman, Richard Pryor, and Alan Uger, directed by Mel Brooks

What might make Jim say a thing like that? Maybe because Mongo (played by ex-NFL legend Alex Karras, pictured) is strong enough and crazy enough to punch out a horse?

Blazing Saddles, premiering 50 years ago today, is among the most uproarious farces in the Mel Brooks filmography. I have briefly posted several times before on this: about its wacky homage to western hero Randolph Scott, Brooks’ filming of the hilarious campfire scene, and how Gene Wilder replaced the alcoholic Gig Young in the role of Jim.

Maybe at some point, I’ll pay tribute to Madeleine Kahn’s great Marlene Dietrich parody. But today, I think I’ll take note of how Mongo was played to the hilt by Karras—described by Brooks, in a 2016 interview with TMZ, as “"very bright, very creative, very fun on the set….He didn't actually do any passing of gas, but he did everything else."

Friday, June 16, 2023

Quote of the Day (James Joyce, With a Comic Take on a Most Serious Subject)

“-How’s Willy Murray those times, Alf?

-I don’t know, says Alf. I saw him just now in Capel street with Paddy Dignam.  Only I was running after…

-You what? says Joe, throwing down the letters. With who?

-With Dignam, says Alf.

-Is it Paddy? says Joe.

-Yes, says Alf. Why?

-Don’t you know he’s dead? says Joe.

-Paddy Dignam! says Alf.

-Ay, says Joe.

-Sure I’m after seeing him not five minutes ago, says Alf, as plain as a pikestaff.

-Who’s dead? says Bob Doran.

-You saw his ghost then, says Joe, God between us and harm.

-What? says Alf. Good Christ, only five…What?….And Willy Murray with him, the two of them there near whatdoyoucallhim’s…What? Dignam dead?

-What about Dignam? says Bob Doran. Who’s talking about…?

-Dead! says Alf. He’s no more dead than you are.

-Maybe so, says Joe. They took the liberty of burying him this morning anyhow.” —Irish novelist and short-story writer James Joyce (1882-1941), Ulysses (1922)

Today is “Bloomsday,” named for Leopold Bloom, the everyman hero of Ulysses. All over the world, James Joyce aficionados are celebrating by reading, often in its entirety, this novel covering a single day in the life of this Dubliner and two people in his life: his wife Molly and the young man he’ll encounter in his contemporary Odyssey, Stephen Dedalus.

A college professor of mine once joked, “You wouldn’t believe how much it opens some people’s eyes once they realize that dashes in James Joyce represent quotation marks.” The author would definitely have chuckled—partly at the thought that he could flummox readers with the simplest of challenges to typographical conventions, and partly because, for all the deeply serious content of this novel, so much of it is the product of his wildly funny sensibility.

This dialogue sequence, from the “Cyclops” episode of the book, is a good example of Joyce’s antic muse. The arch highlight of this exchange in Barney Kiernan's pub —“They took the liberty of burying him this morning anyhow”—preserves in fiction a one-liner by the author’s father, John Stanislaus Joyce, told at home.

The dialogue illustrates Joyce’s gift for capturing the rhythms of speech—his “ear,” if you will. Hearing it spoken—preferably, by someone Irish—helps you appreciate its laugh-out-loud moments. (I urge you to click on this YouTube audiobook link of the chapter, read by Dubliner Tadhg Hynes, so you can better understand what I’m talking about.)

How did Joyce develop his ear? I think some of it represented a heightened aural sense that functioned as compensation for his severe visual impairment. His gift for mimicry was paralleled by his talent for music. 

As Natalie Kopp observed in this 2015 post from the blog “Musical Geography,” Joyce was “himself was an amateur musician, playing piano and singing. His father had been a tenor, and for a short while Joyce, too, aspired to the same career.”

The exchange among Joe Hynes, Alf Bergan, and Bob Doran (awakening, in utter incomprehension, from having passed out at the bar) also highlights Joyce’s challenge to traditionally sacred subjects—not just to Mother Church, but here, to death itself.

It took a celebrated film funnyman to pay tribute to a writer whose comic gifts are often overshadowed by his reputation for obscurity. The Oscar-winning script for Mel Brooks’ The Producers borrows the name of Joyce’s Irish-Jewish protagonist Leopold Bloom for his own mild-mannered accountant. I think Joyce would have relished Brooks’ alteration of earthy, even raunchy, humor with sly literary allusions.

(Michael Sherman’s blog, “My Journey With James Joyce,” offers up his take on other Joyce gems, including this passage from Ulysses’ “Nestor” episode:

"—Because you don't save, Mr Deasy said, pointing his finger. You don't know yet what money is. Money is power. When you have lived as long as I have. I know, I know. If youth but knew. But what does Shakespeare say? Put but money in thy purse.

—Iago, Stephen murmured.")

Friday, December 30, 2022

Movie Quote of the Day (‘The Producers,’ on Actors)

Leo Bloom [played by Gene Wilder]: “Actors are not animals! They're human beings!”

Max Bialystock [played by Gene Wilder]: “They are? Have you ever eaten with one?”— The Producers (1967), written and directed by Mel Brooks

Thursday, December 1, 2022

Quote of the Day (Mel Brooks, on Why ‘It’s Important to Fail’)

“Failure is vital. It is an incredibly important quotient in the equation of a career. After you wipe away your tears, it’s not a bad experience and under the right circumstances it will make you better, both as a person and as an artist. I think it’s important to fail, especially between the ages of twenty and thirty. Success is like sugar. It’s too good. It’s too sweet. It’s too wonderful and it burns up very quickly. Failure is like corned beef hash. It takes a while to eat. It takes a while to digest. But it stays with you.”—Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony Award winning writer, director, actor, and songwriter Mel Brooks, All About Me! My Remarkable Life in Show Business (2021)

Tuesday, June 21, 2022

TV Quote of the Day (Mel Brooks, With a Script for a Lucrative Commercial)

“Don’t write with a peach. If you write with a peach, you’ll get a very wet letter. Don’t write with a prune. Words will come out wrinkled and dopey. Let’s face it: The only fruit you can write with is a banana. The Bic Banana. A fine-line marker. Not to be confused with a ballpoint. Writing a letter to your son, right? Right. Usually, I write, ‘Dear son, how are you? I’m fine.’ Write that same letter with a Bic Banana and you’ll get: ‘Dear Sonny, I miss your face, Mom.’ See what a nice letter it writes? And it comes in colors. Most fruits only come in one color, except grapes, which come in two colors and, of course, pits and pitless. Look, if you’ve got to write with a fruit, write with a Bic Banana! It’s only 29 cents. Your best buy in writing fruit. The Bic Banana. A different way to write!”—Script for the “Bic Banana” commercial, included in Mel Brooks, All About Me! My Remarkable Life in Show Business (2022)

There are some commercials engraved in my memory from constant repetition in my impressionable youth. It’s far more unusual for me to recall an ad that did not air too long. It always helps if the latter kind of commercial is insane.

Enter Mel Brooks. In his new memoir, the Oscar-winning screenwriter, director, and actor recalls how, in a financially fallow period in the 1960s when he was courting future wife Anne Bancroft, commercials helped him pay the bills.

The one TV ad he cited was for the Bic Banana. He gave no exact date for his voice-over work for this, but left the impression it was in the 1960s. It could not have been in the early 1960s, as I wasn’t old enough to watch TV regularly then. As it turned out, it was in 1973—after his Oscar for The Producers, but just before his huge success with Blazing Saddles.

I don’t know how much input Brooks had in the actual script for this one-minute ad. I suspect, from what I’ve read on his interactions with show-business collaborators in Patrick McGilligan’s Funny Man, that he may not have been easy to get along with the ad men who worked on this.

But if the makers of the Bic Banana wanted their product to get noticed, they sure picked the right person. Just watch this YouTube clip—or rather, because his face is never shown, listen to it. The demented intonation of certain words is classic Brooks. In fact, it can only be Brooks.

(This crazily voiced commercial for a crazily named product would be followed by an even more insane ad, with actor/game show fixture Charles Nelson Reilly dancing and singing--dressed up as a bright, yellow Bic Banana, promoting these markers to similarly dressed schoolchildren.)

If you want an even more unusual Brooks commercial—this time, a 1960s radio ad, with Dick Cavett serving as straight man—then listen to him play “The 2500 Year Old Brewmaster” (a variation on the “2,000-Year-Old Man” character he had played with friend Carl Reiner) for Ballantine Beer.

Friday, June 3, 2022

TV Quote of the Day (‘Get Smart,’ As Max Tries a Stock Phrase for the First Time)

Maxwell Smart [played by Don Adams]: “You see, the moment I suspected there was something wrong with this old scow, I immediately telephoned headquarters, and I happen to know that at this very minute, seven coastguard cutters are converging on this boat. Wouldya believe it? Seven.”

Mr. Big [played by Michael Dunn]: “I find that pretty hard to believe.”

Smart [slightly hesitating]: “Wouldya believe six?”

Mr. Big: “I don't think so.”

Smart: “How about two cops in a rowboat?”— Get Smart, Season 1, Episode 1, “Mr. Big,” original air date Sept. 18, 1965, teleplay by Mel Brooks and Buck Henry, directed by Howard Morris

For the first time the other night, I watched the pilot—the only episode shot in black and white—of the classic Sixties comedy, Get Smart. I was convulsed with laughter from the opening minutes to the last, but especially by this scene involving the clueless spy who, co-creators Brooks and Henry said over the years, was a cross between James Bond and Inspector Clouseau.

The “wouldya believe” line, I learned from the Season 1 DVD of the series, was one that Don Adams came up with. It turned into one of the great running gags of the show.

In the image accompanying this post, Smart’s colleague, Agent 99 (played by Barbara Feldon), has taken off her cap and let her hair down. Her partner is astonished to discover that she’s a woman.

A friend of mine (AND HE KNOWS WHO HE IS!!!), quite a Feldon fan, would be astonished that Smart is astonished. As a mere youngster in the 1960s, I am sure he would not mind telling you, even he would have been able to see that Feldon was a woman from 10 miles away. It was one of the first indications that the spy's surname was ironic.

Monday, March 28, 2022

Movie Quote of the Day (‘The Producers,’ on Their Way to Their Ideal Director)

[Max Bailystock and Leo Bloom are on the lookout for “talent” to help them achieve their million-dollar payday: a sure-fire Broadway musical flop.]

Max Bialystock [played by Zero Mostel]: “This afternoon we have an appointment with none other than Roger De Bris.”

Leo Bloom [played by Gene Wilder]: “Who? Oh, the director! Is he any good? I mean, is he bad?”

Max: “He stinks! He’s the only director whose plays close on the first day of rehearsal.”—The Producers (1968), written and directed by Mel Brooks

Friday, May 21, 2021

Movie Quote of the Day (‘Spaceballs,’ As ‘Yogurt’ Explains Blockbuster Moneymaking)

Yogurt [played by Mel Brooks]: “Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made! Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.”

[turns it on]

Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink: “Ooooh!”

Yogurt [reacts to Dinks]: “The kids love this one.”

[A Dink hands him a doll that looks likes Yogurt.]

Yogurt: “And last but not least, Spaceballs the doll: me.”

[Pulls string]

Doll: “‘May the schwartz be with you!’”

Yogurt [kisses the doll]: “Adorable.”— Spaceballs (1987), screenplay by Mel Brooks, Thomas Meehan, and Ronny Graham, directed by Mel Brooks

Monday, January 14, 2019

Photo of the Day: Revson Fountain, Lincoln Center, NYC


I’ve always had such a thing for fountains that it’s a wonder that I’ve never simply jumped into one. In the case of the Revlon Fountain, in the Josie Robertson Plaza in New York’s Lincoln Center, it meant a lot to two other people as well: Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom, the titular characters of Mel Brooks’ uproarious 1968 Oscar-winning farce, The Producers.'

Those two guys were much crazier than I: I mean, what else can you say about two fellows who concoct a surefire bomb, a musical called Springtime for Hitler? Their scheme is so insane that even the fountain leaps up in wonder when the two men seal their deal and doom. 

I, on the other hand, was merely content to behold these upshoots of water, smile, and aim my camera at the scene in the image accompanying this post, taken this past November.

(This was not the original fountain where Max and Leo gathered, but instead the redesigned one that opened to the public in 2009. Still, you get the picture…)

Friday, October 26, 2018

Movie Quote of the Day (‘High Anxiety,’ With 2 Staffers at the Psychoneurotic Institute for the Very, VERY Nervous)


[Dr. Montague has just gotten through a vigorous session of “discipline” meted out by the evil Nurse Diesel, leaving him unable to sit without wincing.]

Nurse Diesel [played by Cloris Leachman]: “Come to my room right after dinner.”

Dr. Charles Montague [played by Harvey Korman]: “No, not tonight. I'm too tired. I think I'll turn in early.”

Diesel: “I'll let you wear my underwear.”

Montague [changing his mind instantly]: “I'll be there!”— High Anxiety (1977), screenplay by Mel Brooks, Ron Clark, Rudy De Luca, and Barry Levinson, directed by Mel Brooks

Last night, I saw this Alfred Hitchcock parody to end all Hitchcock parodies. (Ten of The Master’s classics are referred to here, with two combined together in one sidesplitting scene: the crop-duster from NORTH BY NORTHWEST and the massive avian attack of THE BIRDS.) 

There are times—actually, more than a few—when a comedy really comes in handy. This did the trick for me this week!

Friday, September 14, 2018

Quote of the Day (Mel Brooks, on the Childhood Trauma of Homework)


“The happiest time in my life was the first nine years. Why nine? What happened at nine? Homework! They harnessed me . . . They wanted something back — for my just playing in the streets and eating chocolate pudding.” — Writer-director-actor Mel Brooks quoted in Henry Mance, “Back in the Saddle,” Financial Times, Feb. 17-18, 2018