Quote of the Day (Juvenal, on Rome’s Corruption—and Ours)

“Dare something worthy of imprisonment and small Gyara,

If you wish to be anything. Virtue is praised and freezes;

Gardens, mansions, tables are owed to the criminal,

Ancient silver and a goat stand in relief on the cup.

Whom does the corrupter of the covetous daughter-in-law allow

To sleep, whom do turpid fiancees and teenage adulterer allow?

If nature objects, indignation makes whatever verse

It is able, just as do I or Cluvienus….

“Whatever men do–desire, fear, ire, excess,

Joys, discourses–is food for my little book.”—Roman poet Juvenal (ca.55–127 AD), Satires I

The image accompanying this post comes from the PBS mini-series of the mid-‘70s, I, Claudius, based on two novels by British poet Robert Graves. This scene features Messalina (played by Susan White), the beautiful but promiscuous third wife of Emperor Claudius—a symbol of the corruption and double-dealing at the heart of imperial Rome.

Quote of the Day (Juvenal, on One Consolation for the Poor)

“A man who has nothing can whistle in a robber’s face.”—Juvenal, The Satires of Juvenal, translated by Hubert Creekmore

Just to Make You Feel Better During Tax Season…

“SANTA ANA, Calif. – An Internal Revenue Service agent who audits taxpayers in California has agreed to plead guilty to cheating on his own taxes.”—Associated Press, “Calif. IRS Agent Admits Cheating on His Own Taxes”

I have just one question, in the words of the Roman poet Juvenal: “quis custodiet ipsos custodies?” (“Who will guard the guards themselves?”)