“I have never worked out the moral to Humpty Dumpty.
Is it, ‘Don't let horses perform medical procedures’?” —Comedian Ricky Gervais
quoted in “Laugh Lines,” Reader’s Digest,
April 2015
I'm a librarian (no, NOT a "cybrarian" or "information scientist" or any of the other trendy terms the profession has come up with), as well as a freelance writer/researcher; my political leanings are contrarian, much to the dismay of friends on the left and right, and so I will give anyone looking for my vote exactly what they deserve -- the back of my hand