“I’ve been doing a lot of traveling lately. Not for pleasure. Just for work. Because I don’t travel for pleasure. I daydream so much I’m not here half the time. Be a waste of money for me to go someplace; I would be someplace else…Doesn’t matter. I’ve gotten so good at daydreaming, sometimes I come back with a tan.”—Stand-up comic Rita Rudner, quoted in Phil Berger, The Last Laugh: The World of Stand-Up Comics, Updated Edition (2000)
