Joke of the Day (Bill Hicks, Comparing the Intelligence of Children and Adults)

“Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full-time job and children.”—American stand-up comic and satirist Bill Hicks (1961-1994) quoted by Brent DeBoer, “From the Desk of the Dandy Warhols’ Brent DeBoer,” Magnet Magazine, June 9, 2012 

Song Lyric of the Day (John Mayer, on ‘The Real World’)

“I just found out there's no such thing as the real world

Just a lie you've got to rise above.” —“No Such Thing,” written by John Mayer, Clay Cook, Douglas Clay Cook, performed by John Mayer from his Room for Squares CD (2002)

(Photo of John Mayer by Julio Enriquez taken at the Mile High Music Festival, July 2008.)

Quote of the Day (Paula Poundstone, on the Children in Adults)

"Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas."—Paula Poundstone, "Quotes," in Reader’s Digest, September 2011