Quote of the Day (Bill Ervolino, on Expensive Pet Food)

“If you go to the chewy.com website you can find a 64-ounce bag of [actress and animal rights advocate Katherine Heigl’s] ‘complete grain-free chicken air-dried dog food’ for $104.99…. I’m sorry, but $104.99 seems like a lot of money for a bag of dog food, especially when you have a large dog who can jump onto kitchen counters and polish off 64-ounces of meat in roughly seven minutes.”—Humor columnist and comedian Bill Ervolino, “Sinking Canine Teeth Into Human Food,” The Bergen Record, Aug. 25, 2024