TV Quote of the Day (‘Seinfeld,’ on Kramer’s Art Studio ‘Little Secret’)

[Kramer is posing in the art studio of Nina West, Jerry’s current girlfriend.]

Nina West [played by Catherine Keener]: (laughing) “Kramer, would you hold still? I can’t do this if you keep moving.”

Kramer [played by Michael Richards]: “You sure you don’t want me to take my clothes off?” (beat) “I’ll do it!”

Nina: “No, that’s the last thing in the world I want you to do.”

Kramer: “Well, why don’t you take your clothes off?”

Nina: “I don’t know... I don’t think Jerry would like that.”

Kramer (debonair smile): “Well, it’d be our little secret.”—Seinfeld, Season 3, Episode 21, “The Letter,” original air date Mar. 25, 1992, teleplay by Larry David, directed by Tom Cherones