Monday, May 4, 2020

TV Quote of the Day (‘The Big Bang Theory,’ on ‘Anything-Can-Happen Thursday’)


[On “Anything-Can-Happen Thursday,” America’s favorite nerds crash a bar, in the hope of picking up women.]

Leonard Hofstadter [played by Johnny Galecki]: “Should we talk to some of these women?”

Howard Wolowitz [played by Simon Helberg]: “No, it's way too early in the night for that. See, first we let the lawyers and the jocks thin the herd, and then we go after the weak and the old and the lame.”

Leonard: “That's your system?”

Howard: “That's my system. Oh, and if you spot a chick with a Seeing Eye dog, she's mine.” — The Big Bang Theory, Season 2, Episode 20, “The Hofstadter Isotope,” original air date Apr.13, 2009, teleplay by David Goetsch, directed by Mark Cendrowski

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