Quote of the Day (Joe Queenan, on Finance Courses for Baby Boom Stoners)

“Since so many baby boomers have spent a major part of their lives under the influence of hallucinogens, how about a class for finance majors called ‘Pitching Variable Annuities to the Aging Stoner’? It could be paired with a class called ‘High Yield,’ analyzing pot users' investments in junk bonds. Think of them as a joint offering.”— Joe Queenan, “Moving Targets: For Higher Education, Try Courses in Marijuana,” The Wall Street Journal, Aug. 10-11, 2019