Joke of the Day (Carly Ann Filbin, on Boyfriends and Holidays)

“Boyfriends are only needed for cute holiday pics. The holidays are over, babe, and so is he.” —Comic actress Carly Ann Filbin (Single Blonde Failure) quoted in David Goldberg, “Escape Cuffing Season With Comedian Carly Ann Filbin,” TimeOut New York, Apr. 11, 2017