Quote of the Day (Joe Queenan, on Illiterate Internet Crooks)

“Emails from illiterate scoundrels hoping to get my personal financial information are forever pouring into my inbox. Sorry, guys, but ‘credit kard’ is a dead giveaway that you’re not really from Bank of America.”— Joe Queenan, “Moving Targets: Today’s Criminal Class Is Just a Click Away,” The Wall Street Journal, Apr. 9-10, 2016