Showing posts with label Cooking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cooking. Show all posts
Friday, August 19, 2022

TV Quote of the Day (‘The Mary Tyler Moore Show,’ With Her Latest Party Disaster)

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[Mary Richards is anxious to make a good impression on a congresswoman coming to her dinner party. Unfortunately, the food is not cooperatin...
Wednesday, November 25, 2020

TV Quote of the Day (‘New Girl,’ As Jess Ponders a Novel Method of Turkey Thawing)

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Jess [ played by Zooey Deschanel ] [ unable to thaw a frozen turkey ]: “Maybe if I take off all my clothes and I get in bed with it, the he...
Monday, October 7, 2019

Quote of the Day (Roy Blount Jr., Honoring Cooking With Grease)

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“I feel that I will never cease To hold in admiration grease. It's grease makes frying things so crackly, During and after. ...
Friday, January 18, 2019

Quote of the Day (Nora Ephron, on Cooking and Prosperity)

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“My mother was a good recreational cook, but what she basically believed about cooking was that if you worked hard and prospered, some...
Monday, July 17, 2017

Joke of the Day (Phyllis Diller, on Her Cooking Skills)

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“In my hands food is a weapon. I can louse up cornflakes. I serve it on the rocks."—Stand-up comic Phyllis Diller quoted in Gerald...
Friday, June 24, 2016

Quote of the Day (Comic Maria Bamford, on Cooking)

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“My friends tell me that cooking is easy, but it's not easier than not cooking.” — Stand-up comic Maria Bamford, quoted in Robert B...
Saturday, April 4, 2015

Quote of the Day (Chris Offutt, on the CIA and Cooking)

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“An unfortunate truth of espionage is that the public only hears about the errors of the CIA; their success stories are never revealed....