Tweet of the Day (‘MichaelTrying,’ on the Results of a New Year’s Exercise Program)

“I finally have the body I want after a rigorous six-month program of lowering my expectations.”--@MichaelTrying,” quoted in Eric Zorn, “Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk! A Dozen Finalists for Tweet of the Week,” Chicago Tribune, Oct. 10, 2017

Film fans may remember the fellow in the accompanying image as Dave (played by Mark Addy) in the 1997 British comedy The Full Monty.

Trust me: you don’t want to see any more of him than what is revealed here. Suffice it to say, Dave really had to “lower his expectations” for the desperate but uproariously confidence-boosting act he and his friends resorted to!