TV Quote of the Day ('One Day at a Time,’ on Schneider’s Fitness Frustration)

Julie Cooper [played by Mackenzie Phillips]: “Have you been on a diet?”

Dwayne F. Schneider [played by Pat Harrington Jr.]: “No, I've just been workin' out. Me and this young lady been runnin' in the park every morning.”

Julie: “Really? What's her name?”

Schneider: “I don't know. I haven't caught her yet.” —One Day at a Time, Season 3, Episode 9, “Barbara's Friend: Part 1,” original air date Nov. 29, 1977, teleplay by Bud Wiser, directed by Herbert Kenwith